Fact Check (We Failed)
Corrections
None, on purpose. Everything here is already wrong in exactly the way we intended.
That said, two things we do take seriously. If one of our “What actually happened” boxes misdescribes the real story, or links to the wrong source, that is a genuine error and we will fix it. And if a story could be mistaken for real news, or puts invented words in a real person’s mouth, tell us and we will change or remove it.
Use the submission form and start your note with “Correction”.