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Opinion
Opinions nobody asked for, delivered with total confidence.
The Fitted Sheet Crisis Threatens The Very Fabric Of Our Nation
Every night, millions of citizens are violently awakened by a rogue elasticated corner, and it is time for emergency measures to be taken before we lose our minds.
Unpopular opinion: QR-code menus should be banned
Linda Sources argues that scanning dinner is an avoidable ritual invented by tiny rectangles with suspicious confidence.
Unpopular opinion: working from home is a scam just as big as self-checkouts
The so-called convenience of remote work is just another way for the corporate machine to make me buy my own toilet paper and supply my own awkward silences.
My Sources Say My Sources Are Excellent
An exclusive look inside the most trusted network in journalism: me, asking myself.
I Have Not Read the Article, and Here Is What I Think About It
A column about reading, by someone who has strong feelings about not doing it.
Correlation Is Causation if You Believe Hard Enough
Every time I write a column, it gets dark outside. I rest my case.