Section
Politics-ish
Governments, councils and committees doing their best, which is the problem.
Parliament Passes Bill Requiring All Bills to Be Shorter
The legislation ran 1,200 pages and has officially been referred back to itself for further review.
Dishwasher Wins Local Election on “Clean Hands” Platform
The appliance ran unopposed after its only rival, a blender, was ruled too loud to campaign.
New Orleans Installs Home Battery Backups, Buys One Colossal Spare Just In Case
The city has placed a massive alkaline cylinder in a giant municipal junk drawer alongside old cables, just in case the entire grid runs out of juice.